Do you have a BMW and seven inches in your pants?

A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, explaining that it comes from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with the bottle back over to the Texan.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, $1 million in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The Texan, after reading her note, sends one of his own back to her, which reads:

"Just so you know; I happen to have two BMWs in my garage, over $2 million in the bank, but not even for you would I cut off two inches! Sorry honey."

Do you have a BMW and seven inches in your pants?pc security

Hah..HAHA! I'm an East Texan, and I LOVE it!

Do you have a BMW and seven inches in your pants?symantic

hahahahahahaha, love it. 10/10. x
hahaha, funny!!!
classic
Nah, there's not enough room in there for the BMW.
hahaha thats hilarious

bet she kicked herself for that lol
Lol...black mans weenr
Lol-love it :) "Once you've had black, there's no going back" !
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lol
hahahahahahahahaha she shudv accpeted it what a cow!
lol.... funny